So... I know there's already a throw the closest thing to your right but I thought why not do throw the closest thing to your left! So basically the rules are the same except you look toward your left intead of towards your right.
If you've never played throw the closeset thing to your left before here's how.
So I would look to my left and whatever I see first I would type *throws earbuds*
If someone before me had already thrown something, for example *throws tablet* I would try to find a way to avoid getting hit or hurt by that object, for example *catches tablet and quickly downloads NMG*
Then I would type the thing I'm about to throw *catches tablet and quickly downloads NMG, throws earbuds*
Okee Dokee. That's all there is to it! I'll give the starting one now.
*Looks around and throws window fan*