All you have to do is go to the first page of the book you are reading, and post the first sentence of your book.
They are all unique, mysterious, and most of the time, very funny.
If you want to post your book's first sentence, please include the name of the book and the name of the author.
I will go first:
"I woke up alone in the backseat of the Catfish's car." Almost Paradise, by Corabel Shofner.