on this. Hmph! Well, since you've clearly clicked on this and are reading what I've typed, then you broke my rule. My rule was that you couldn't dare click that. Clearly, you broke it... :( I would just like to get this over with. A simple payment is all I need!! So, if you could just accept this fate, the better things will be between us *cough*you little rulebreaker* cough*. Hem Hem!!!
Anywho, as you sad fate has prophecized for you, here you are. Your punishment is...DRUMROLL PLEASE......You will write me a parody of a song of your choosing. HANG TIGHT THERE YA LITTLE SCALLYWAG! Before you just run off into the sunset with a new song, I'd like to say that your parody must be about a book.
Now, you're free to go! ONLY AFTER YOU DO THIS!!!