DON'T YOU DARE CLICK...

on this. Hmph! Well, since you've clearly clicked on this and are reading what I've typed, then you broke my rule. My rule was that you couldn't dare click that. Clearly, you broke it... :( I would just like to get this over with. A simple payment is all I need!! So, if you could just accept this fate, the better things will be between us *cough*you little rulebreaker* cough*. Hem Hem!!! 

Anywho, as you sad fate has prophecized for you, here you are. Your punishment is...DRUMROLL PLEASE......You will write me a parody of a song of your choosing. HANG TIGHT THERE YA LITTLE SCALLYWAG! Before you just run off into the sunset with a new song, I'd like to say that your parody must be about a book.

Now, you're free to go! ONLY AFTER YOU DO THIS!!!

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  • You are good. . . the telling us not to click is what made us click. Psychology is fabulous. *applause*
  • Hello
  • Dang. Kay I've clicked this soooo. I guess will private message you a parody. *sigh* JK! I love doing parodys!
  • Okay, since I have obviously clicked this, I will try to do my parody at some point. IOU one parody Phoebe. xD
    • ^^^^^^^^^sorry. :P I also might now do the ~whole~ song.
    • ^^^^xD
  • I just read it because you hooked me. If you don't want us to read it then don't post it. If people can't read it then why post it? Because I find this unreasonable I'm not going to do my punishment. By the way my mom just had me watch a parody music video called "Eat it" based off of the Michal Jackson song "Beat it" except ' Eat it" was by Weird Al Yankovic.
    • I will still do parody.
    • I'm pretty sure she was kidding around. It's a fun way to get people to click. I love this idea, Phoebe! :)
      • Yeah, well it WAS how I came to watching the parody video in the first place, sooo, okay.
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